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Coulieo LiVes


Thursday, March 18, 2004


No Pain no Gain

Hell yeah, that's the motto of the Health and Fitness club. so damn true. Anyway why am i writing this? Cause Tues, bro Endy and yours truly headed down to the gym for the start of our sculpting journey, thus bringing into practice the heading for today.

Its been several days since tuesday, and my muscles have started to hurt again.... Hopefully by Sunday, which is our next session, the pain would have subsided. I need to get back my good old glory days. Damn.

Wellz, had a good dinner at Tyron's parent's-in-laws place. Whew they really packed on the food into my otherwise stubborn tummy. When they were finished, i could hardly walk. Unfortunately, the chicken had a bit too much spice in it. Rumblings soon followed. Argh... tummy pains again. Bluddy hell. By His wounds i am healed. Been a real busy week too. Tues, had gym, Wed had dinner at auntie's place, Thur, gonna play ball with colleagues, Fri got a Dentist appointment.

Freaking shit, just had a call from office, telling me some tapes were misplaced. What the hell, i definitely brought back the tapes from Toa Payoh. There is no way in hell its still here cause i remembered bringing it back. Freaking shit. Oh well, let's just wait and see what else happens. Going to eat now. Adios.

10:40 AM

Tuesday, March 02, 2004


Wat the F(^(!!!

Just a note of information, while i was writin the blog below, some ugly looking cat just jumped into my flat. Mind you the gates were fortified with covers to prevent animals from straying in. This son of a gun jumped half a meter of fortification into the living room!! Oh my gosh! How the hell did it do it?? Could it be the Michael Jordan of all cats?? Hey, i ain't no animal hater, in fact, i like animals. I got 3 hamsters for goodness sake, and i wanna dog. I don't mind cats, as long as their cute and cuddly, and love snuggling up to me. Don't mind girls too, but this guy wanted us to force-adopt him! No thank you, your coming on to strongly, can't take it u pussy.

Had to get a broom to chase the fella out. DOn't wanna get rabies or all that shit if the pussy happens to unsheath its claws and strike at me with deadly accuracy. Wellz, finally got it to leave, otherwise i wouldn't be writing this crap down too. Goes to show you. If a pussy is desperate enough, it'll jump mountains to get its hotdog. Psyche.

1:31 PM


Captain's log:687590780785

Because this is the second time i'm writing this particular blog, i'm gonna make it short. Why? Cause somehow, the backspace button was pressed and the whole bluddy blog got erased thats why!

Went to Tampines st 21, eat breakfast. got tummy pain cause some F^*(^ put chilli into my char tao kuei. Makan my Mee Pok. Wanna go home already. Go buy some Po Pia to curb hunger of lunch. Ask auntie no chilli no tao gay. She take 3 skin out and put all CHILLI! Wat the F&(^%. Tell her dun wan chilli. She scope up some chilli from one skin and put into another skin. WAT the F^*%* No F^*I^ing difference wat! CHhilli is CHIIIILlllii!!!!!

'Auntie! Dun wan chilli!' To further prove my point that the service in singapore sucks, she has to comment, 'i heard want chilli leh'. F^%*&% if you can hear no tao gay, how come u can't hear no chilli! Biatch!!

To add fire to the flame, she has to ask me is it for adult or kid. F&(^^ U Biatch!!! DOes it make a difference!!?!? Maybe it was the numbing contraction of my cap pressing against my skull, cause i couldn't give a answer i wanted to give her. Damn it i lowered my self to tell her that it was for a kid... yeah .. me...

Should have told her," Aauntie, would it make a difference if i said it was for an adult, namely, ME!! If i don't want to eat means i don't want to eat with chilli! Get the F%*&^ ing point?!?!?

But i didn't...again.. Guess i got too much respect for strangers. Or maybe its just that i'm chicken shit. Yeah, i'm chicken shit. If i had respect for her i would have smiled and explained the whole cock-a-doodle doo story of my IBS. To see her tears stream down her oh so F^*&ing ugly face.

Oh well, hunger pangs do me more pain then getting Biatch slapped by her. So i took my proper orders and went home, to type this F(^^& blog whom no one ever reads. Again i would to say, thank you.. to the service in singapore for making my life a whole lot more painful and unbearable. Adios and so long! Psyche.

1:02 PM