Just a note of information, while i was writin the blog below, some ugly looking cat just jumped into my flat. Mind you the gates were fortified with covers to prevent animals from straying in. This son of a gun jumped half a meter of fortification into the living room!! Oh my gosh! How the hell did it do it?? Could it be the Michael Jordan of all cats?? Hey, i ain't no animal hater, in fact, i like animals. I got 3 hamsters for goodness sake, and i wanna dog. I don't mind cats, as long as their cute and cuddly, and love snuggling up to me. Don't mind girls too, but this guy wanted us to force-adopt him! No thank you, your coming on to strongly, can't take it u pussy.
Had to get a broom to chase the fella out. DOn't wanna get rabies or all that shit if the pussy happens to unsheath its claws and strike at me with deadly accuracy. Wellz, finally got it to leave, otherwise i wouldn't be writing this crap down too. Goes to show you. If a pussy is desperate enough, it'll jump mountains to get its hotdog. Psyche.
