Well, Just got back from a 3 hour episode with an ape... a gorilla to be exact, and its got a name
"My name is Kong, King... Kong. Blonde size 4 hot chick please.... Shaken, not stirred."
Feel a little sad for Naomi Watts, getting thrown here and there, squeezed in the hand of Mr Kong, amazing how the wind seemed to blow her hair and ITS hair in slightly different directions. Particularly loved it when the ape fought 3 freakin huge T-Rex's like some action packed jackie chan film. You'd imagine, with jaws that can crush bones, why isn't Kongy's arms broken?
What irked me about the story though was some crew members getting eaten up by worms... EEkkk yuck. its jaws just wrapping round the head of a guy. Where the hell were all the worms and cockroaches when the men were unconscious? WHy did they have to pop out only when the people woke up? Hmm... wouldn't be so exciting to see insects eating the men when their down right? NOt enough action... yeah....
Strange too.. that the ship's crew were kinda, not "straight". I mean, with a hot chick like that on board their ship, how come the crew members were like, not excited?? Haha.. not speaking here as one desperado, but i mean, men who have been away to sea for long periods of time with only other sailors as companions ain't always a pleasant thought...
Wondering too, why Kong didn't eat Naomi in the first place. There were like so much bones of other former native beauty contestants, but Naomi gets to tickle Kong's nostrils? I say, eat the little girl... i mean, she can't be a mother to your children mr Kong.. so why bother?? haha.. =P yea i sound sick over here.. but its pure animal instincts showing.
OH well, overall the movie scores big on special effects. Kudos to the fella dressed in Kong's suite. Can't climb the empire state building like he can. GUess that's a real chick pleaser..haha...